Imagine this, a cozy evening at the Eilish’s, chillin’ on the couch while FINNEAS tickles the ivories, and Billie Eilish slapping her boob to get Fin’s dogs attention. I mean, it is the most wonderful time of the after all. Except guess what, you don’t have to imagine it, because it actually happened, and if you don’t believe us, go watch it on Billie’s multiple Instagram stories, yes we said multiple. Better yet, check it out below.
In the first video, she smacked herself so hard that Peaches (that’s the dogs name) immediately looked up with worry as Billie broke out in laughter. In the second video, she did it again which resulted in her dog looking up confused and concerned yet again. In the third video she let her 70.5 million followers know she was totally fine, in fact “indestructible,” saying, “when you’ve got yiddies like this, nothing hurts,” as she proceeded to slap her boob once again.
It’s been less than 10 hours since Billie posted the hilarious videos, so of course, they’ve already gone viral. Something tells us "dog scaring boob slaps" is on its way to becoming a trend, so stay safe out there, not all boobs are built the same and not all of us are “indestructible.”
On another note, for the fourth year in a row, Billie sat down with Vanity Fair to get asked the same list of questions and reflect on her life and career. And while every year the answers change, one thing remains the same, Billie continues to do her thang and she doesn’t really care what you think or have to say about it.
When asked what the biggest rumor about her was, in 2018 it was that she was pregnant and in 2019 she apparently had sold her soul to Satan. In 2020, the answer involved body shamers, which has become quite the frequent topic of discussion for Ms. Eilish.
“There’s this picture of me running from my car to my brother’s front door on like a 110 degree day in a tank top. And people were like, ‘Damn, Billie got fat!'” the singer told Vanity Fair. “And I’m like, nope, this is how I look, you’ve just never seen it before!”
Realizing the reach of her influence, especially within the last year or so, Billie has slowly stepped into the role of a body-positive icon, speaking out against and challenging haters and body shamers.
“I think yeah, the reason people are looking up to you is because you’re you,” Eilish explained. “They’re not looking up to you so that you’ll tell them something that you never actually tell them. They’re looking up to you so that you tell them something that you would tell them yourself."
"I love having kids relate to me and tell me that I make them feel comfortable in their bodies. Like, if I can do anything I want to do that.”
Girl, you’re Billie Eilish, there isn’t much you can’t do, but agreed, from telling haters to suck it to epic boob slaps, being a body-positive role model is definitely one of the more awesome things on that very long list.
Which reminds us, check out Billie’s boob slaps as well as her entire interview Vanity Fair above.
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