The Art of the Take

The Art of the Take

The Art of the Take

CATEGORY: Sports
For takesmen, by takesmen. The Art of The Take is an audio workshop to talk about the best takes, the worst takes, and everything in between. Hosted by Spike Eskin, Joe Giglio, Jack Fritz, and more.
  1. August 27, 2020
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    An Upsetting, Demented Level Of Thirst
    Jack is turning on Art Of The Take listeners, because they're holding him accountable. We discuss perhaps the greatest sports-related tweet of all time, Skip Bayless punching down, Twitter's decision to count q…
  2. August 07, 2020
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    'I Shart Myself Almost Daily'
    We're in a pandemic... of takes. From announcing your promotion on Facebook, to Jack's failure to deliver on promises, to whether Joe is thirsty in his opinions about fireworks, the Art Of The Take is here to s…
  3. May 14, 2020
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    These Uncertain Times Call For Takes
    Covid-19 arrived, and the Art Of The Take took a step back. Now, with America wanting to find a way to open up, we have returned to help ease everyone back into normal life. Takes about dessert, Mike Trout, JJ…
  4. February 14, 2020
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    A Total Disgrace
    Joel Embiid has become a Takesman, Andy Reid Appreciation Day made people furious, Coronavirus has brought out some disturbing takes, the Super Bowl halftime show gave us more to talk about than the game, and i…
  5. January 03, 2020
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    Need A Vibe Check On Jimbo McThirst
    A former takesman finally lands on his feet... in a puddle of thirst. A NBA writer sends 2019 off with a bang with a couple of tweets that set the world on fire, sex workers are compared to coal miners, milleni…
  6. December 06, 2019
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    40 Pizzas In 30 Days
    Papa John unleashes some takes and speaks of the day of reckoning, the Irishman inspires a ton of takes, but did anyone actually see it? Is it possible to spend most of your life in a dungeon, but still have pe…
  7. November 18, 2019
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    Jimmy Carter Is Not Building Houses
    The Ringer vs. The Ringer Union is brought to the forefront with the most unnecessary rap song of all-time, Jimmy Carter is called on the carpet for putting people in danger, Denver has a collective meltdown ov…
  8. October 25, 2019
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    You've Got A Small Penis, It's Not The End Of The Wo…
    There were two huge victories for the Take Space this week, with major publications suggesting that only cowards don't get ratioed, and people should be able to talk shit in peace. LeBron James had his stronges…
  9. October 11, 2019
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    Got My Dream Girl, Now I'm S***ting Myself In Bed
    China and the NBA are in a war of thirst and takes, but who is the thirsty one and who is delivering the takes? How long can you plan out a take? A take about Joel Embiid makes Spike mad, Joe is the one who doe…
  10. October 05, 2019
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    Another Fallen Takesman
    This week's podcast recorded at a real Takesman Roundtable, with one mic in the center of the table. We discuss the newest sports asterisk, whether comedians are takesmen, the absolute worst kind of take, Austr…
  11. September 12, 2019
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    Pigs Get Fat, Hogs Get Slaughtered
    A very important podcast as we discuss a large podcast host's theft of our intellectual property, the Antonio Brown saga, a fallen takesman, Brent Musberger's ancient takes, a scorcher about fraternities, and J…
  12. August 30, 2019
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    Andrew Luck Take Spectacular
    Andrew Luck's retirement should have been a celebration of takes, instead, several days of take on take crime and take shaming let us know we've got a long way to go. Phillies utility man Sean Rodriguez unleash…
  13. August 22, 2019
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    This Is Free, Just Enjoy The Podcast, Dummy
    The Sixers' Mike Scott goes from thirstman to takesman with just one tweet, Colin Cowherd continues his march against Baker Mayfield, Joe realizes that hamburgers are ruining the earth, the chicken sandwich deb…
  14. August 10, 2019
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    Socialism Is The Most Takeable Word
    Politic taking is moving full steam, and the takes are scorching on both the left and the right. We talk about the potential for another Colin Kaepernick take era, a take that changed your life, why every sport…
  15. July 27, 2019
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    My Boomer Kids Are Four And Two
    Millenials vs. Boomers vs. Generation X kicks off the pod, as Spike once again denies being a boomer. A former NBA player raises his profile in the Take Space, and a current top takesman goes to war with a curr…
  16. July 11, 2019
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    I Want To Fight People If Necessary
    The US Women's National Soccer team has caused a wave of takes and thirst we've never seen before, from sports people, political people, and regular people. Spike's new job may lead him into an early death beca…
  17. July 03, 2019
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    All Takes No Filler Volume II
    There are only takes in this podcast!! This is the second volume of ATNF, where we compile all of our sports and non-sports takes since the last episode. It includes all takes from February 21st 2019, through M…
  18. June 28, 2019
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    All People Born In August Are D**kheads
    Accidental Viral Critical Consensus needed a follow up, so GIPAK is here. The need for an Art Of The Take Facebook group, and whether boomers can handle takes, the Sixers are the Lob City Clippers, stop bringin…
  19. June 20, 2019
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    Don't Quote Tweet OJ Simpson
    OJ Simpson is now on the scene as a takesman, and has taken the world by storm. Have we lost our way at the Art Of The Take? We attack the alphabet with the first edition of Take University, the fraudulent natu…
  20. June 15, 2019
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    Hockey Fans Are The Horse Girls Of Sports Fans
    We dive deep into the unwritten rules of takesmanship, and stress the need to focus on the take, and not being right or wrong. Skip Bayless takes aim at one of his biggest targets, take a long hard look at athl…

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