For Social Distancing You Ain't Waitin'! It's Time To Do Some Masturbatin'!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

The Adult Toy Price Is Right
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What with all of this Covid nonsense STILL going on, there's one bit of social distancing that you CAN depend on to get you through the day...and that's MASTURBATING!!And by sociallly distant masturbatin' we don't mean 6 feet away from a stranger...on the other side of a window...in front of their house...while you stand in their bushes...because you know they do yoga in the living room at 8am...uh...yeah...um....IT'S THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!