It's a Rotating, Inflating, Pre-Turkey Day Bate'n Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

The Adult Toy Price Is Right
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Thanksgiving is tomorrow...and, sure, you can cope with the ensuing family nightmare by drinking...but wouldn't it be more constructive to deal with it by masturbating?Of course it would!Just...you know...not at the damn dinner table.That is, unless Grandma would be into that.She's kind of a dirty ol' bird, that one.Just make sure you don't scream "HERE COMES THE GRAVY!!"That's a total amateur move, bruh.Keep it classy. It's the holidays.

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