This man might be a genius. Retiring into a Holiday Inn, instead of a retirement home?
Sure, there might not be card games and bingo every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, but THERE'S FREE ORANGE JUICE!
There's breakfast, there's someone that cleans your room everyday. There's a constant stream of new people, with new conversations, from new places.
And think of the hotel points! By 2022 I bet he could stay anywhere in the world!