Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
A Michigan man was caught on surveillance camera stealing a 4-foot ball python from a pet store. The employees of I Love My Pets said they were looking for Pasta, and when he wasn't in his cage, they checked the footage. They remembered a man who had come in earlier that day inquiring about the reptile before purchasing a rat.
WITH A SNAKE IN HIS PANTS.
The store is still looking for the thief and their pet Pasta. Here's the video: