It's Friday! Do you know what that means?? That's right, it's the weekend. I always knew you were smart. You knew all your shapes and colors before any of the other kids in class. Anyway, do you get excited abo…

People around the world are struggling because of the pandemic but Lazlo is doing great! He just bought a new car!! *Armie Hammer is having a hell of a week. *Headlines! Trump gave a speech from his office and…

Welcome back! Grab a seat and get comfortable. We're talking about the Tiger Woods documentary on HBO. Did you watch it? *Why is Facebook such an angry and evil place? *Headlines! Trump;s getting impeached agai…

It's Tuesday! Can you believe it? Just a few more days and some of you will be living that three-day-weekend life! Did you watch the College Football game? Me neither but Lazlo did. Does anyone know where we co…

You showed up! Whew. I'm always afraid you're gonna leave. How was your weekend? Did you leave the house? Just watch football? Perfect. *A Russian man fought (and killed) a wolf with his bare hands. *What do yo…

*It's Friday! Slimfast is officially a dumb conspiracy theorist. *A man was so horny.. [How horny was he!?] He was so horny, he dug a tunnel from his house to his paramour's bedroom. Horny always wins. *Headlin…

*Lazlo thinks America is actually stronger today and he explains why. *Warning: This discussion may make some people feel old. We go over a list of movies, songs, and albums turning 20 this year. *Headlines! We…

*On the show today.....Lazlo thinks America is actually in a better place now and he explains at the top of the show. *These songs, albums, and movies are all turning 20 this year. Warning, this segment may mak…

Not America's best day. Let's hope tomorrow will be better. Stay positive kids.

Everyone is in a great mood today and happy to see each other. So have a seat at the bar and let's chat. *Slimfast is trying to buy used electronics for his gf's b-day present and Lazlo is advising against it.…

*We're back and it feels sooooooooo good! How was everyone's break? Are we working on any new year's resolutions? *Lazlo convinced Slimfast to take out a loan (just like he did) to pay off Christmas debt. Now t…

*Only two more shows in 2020. Normally we would be totally checked out by now but I think we all forgot that we only have a couple days left. *Let's read some of your complaints. Oh, and let's just check to see…

Are you in a good mood? We're in a good mood today. The holidays are near and we all took are meds today. Of course, we have to start with Tom Cruise. We appreciate the guy's passion but would he yell at co-sta…

"Dear Diary, it's been almost a week and I still can't get any of my podcast descriptions to upload. I will continue to try but alas, my optimism and patience are waning." Welcome to the podcast! A new study sa…

*You didn't ask for a ten minute review of HBO's Murder on Middle Beach but we're gonna give it to you anyway. *Don't eat gas station that's been in your fridge for days. You'll get worms and go crazy. *Headlin…