The Crazy Way Tragedy Strikes

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By 99.9 KISW

Hola Bitcholas,

Our very own Thee Ted Smith has had tragedy in his family, like any of us, but as time goes by I'm starting to feel bad that I keep laughing at the circumstances that surround each scenario.

First we learned about a grandfather of his who died splashing around in the ocean during a beach vacation. A wave slammed into him...knocked his dentures into his throat...and he suffocated.

A few weeks ago we learned about an uncle who, regrettably, committed suicide. That is ALWAYS  tragedy.  He shot himself in the mouth...with a BB gun.  

And today we learned that Ted saved his mother's life when she was choking...on a garlic knot.

Am I horrible person or is this stuff kinda comical? Or is it both?

I dunno.

I'm outta here. Have a wonderful weekend or don't, but most certainly do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And YES, we know she likes it better when you wear the 'nice' shirt to dinner. We got you. Get your Mens Room Summer Drinking Shirt and have that cake and eat it too.