What a Big Ear You Have!

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Hola Bitcholas,

Today was our 'Random Question Question'...so, in theory, we covered a lot of different topics. Actually, that's not a theory...we did, in fact, cover a lot of different topics. In spite of the wide smorgasbord of subject matter, one particular subject became the primary source of comments.

Sadly, this particular subject was penis size. Nothing wrong with the topic. It's a 'thing' and I dig that, but I spent the duration of the show sifting through an endless barrage of commentary and questions about penis size. I think I know the size and history of the penises of 85% of our listeners.

It started with Miles (subliminally) suggesting that men with a large nose ALSO have a huge crank. Miles, of course, has a big nose. I added that the stereotype is that black men have large penises. As a black guy, I WANT you to believe that too.

I thought that was the end of it.

I was wrong.

I was inundated with 'everyone's' measurements and questions about penis-to-body parts ratio. Big hands? Big feet? Big nose? Long tongue? Wide hands? Thumb to pinky finger?  

Look, I can't help you. You wanna know if you have 'big American penis'? Open your pants, look at it and judge for yourself. Actually, I CAN help you; you might not know if your d is big, but you know DAMN well if it's small.  

OK, I'm outta here...to look at my own junk.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And if you don't have those tickets to Pain in the Grass yet, get on it!