Only in Texas...
If you're in need a new-to-you toilet, we know where you can find one. Unfortunately, it's in or near Austin, but it's absolutely FREE! All you have to do is swing by this house and pick it up out of the front yard!
Actually, we aren't sure if the toilet is free for the taking or free for the using.
And special thanks to to Redditor QuashItRealGood for posting this pic!