Kick off your virtual Thanksgiving dinner with a toast that's almost as good as the food. This holiday season will be unlike any other, but you can still toast to your friends and family over the Zoom screen. Perhaps start a new Thanksgiving tradition with these funny, sincere, and a little off the wall toast ideas. “There may be better people in this world... but I don’t know ‘em!” An Irish classic, "May the roof above you never fall in, And those gathered beneath it never fall out. Here's to health, peace and prosperity." "May the best of your past be the worst of your future." "May your home always be too small to hold all your friends." "There are good ships and wood ships, The ships that sail the sea. But the best ships are friendships. And may they always be."