John Mayer’s Twitter is a wonderland.
Time and again, the singer has reached philosopher-king levels with his tweets, using the medium for what it was intended for best: bite-sized kernels of wisdom, pontification and reflections on "Stranger Things" Halloween costumes.
Mayer -- whose birthday is Oct. 16, 1977 -- hit a stride with his tweets in 2017, pumping out zingers so effortlessly they read like when you’re on fire in the group chat.
Here are some of John Mayer’s most hilarious tweets.
Come here often?
Do you think John used one of those eclipse staring thingies?
That Wasn't a Question
Even with the likes and retweets pouring in, you can still doubt yourself.
It be like that sometimes.
When Twitter Doubled Their Character Count
At this point, this tweet is more of a time capsule than anything.
Don’t do it just press send.
Accepting Praise and Criticism
Everything you ever wanted to know about gassing yourself up, getting knocked down a peg, and gassing yourself up again six months later.
Home Sweet Home
Social media hot tip: “RT if” + something that EVERYONE does
Real respect real.
Walkie talkies are funner basically.