The Elf on the Shelf was super cute before COVID. NOW.. it's just adds on to the pile of work I have. Who is the evil witch who came up with this? I mean, good for her/him/they... but this is for the birds. These kids are expecting a pinterest worthy #EOTS every morning for the ENTIRE MONTH OF DECEMBER. "Oh? But doesn't it put your kids in check?" YES AND NO. YES, cause I like to sometimes just yell out randomly "Did you hear that SNOOPY SPAGHETTI-OH SNOWFLAKE?" & that does wonders at the moment. NO, because its just more work for tired mom. I have an entire pinterest page dedicated to ideas & I'm tired. I just want to drink a bottle of champagne (don't jude me) and call it a night! To make matters worse, I follow @kimkardashian & she's got like five elves on survielance cameras. HOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
I thought it would be fun to share with you some of my favorite ELF ON THE SHELF IDEAS (cause I love to be tortured).
5. Make your own monolith, put it in your backyard & strap the elf on that!
4. Hide your Elf On The Shelf in a bowl of beans and rice!
3. Place your Elf On The Shelf on the dirty dishes!
2. Stuff your Christmas Chicken with your Elf On The Shelf.
and #1 Tell DJ Zog To take your Elf On The Shelf to the club with him.