Breaking news, the Detroit Lions are 0-2.
Which means they're 0-11 dating back to last season.
As a matter of the fact, the last time our Lions won a football game was Oct. 27, 2019. Almost an entire calendar year. No other fanbase knows what this is like.
No, seriously. Since the Lions' last win, every other NFL team, every MLB team, every NHL team, every NBA team, every MLS team and every WNBA team has won at least one game.
Because of course they have!
It's obviously easier to win games in those other sports, but the fact that teams like the Bengals and Washington are in a class above the Lions is just another reminder of the sad state of sports in Detroit.