With Chad Dukes and JP Finlay sitting alongside, Chris "Blue Shorts" Lingebach and Chris "Rooster" Russell lobbed verbal grenade after verbal grenade at one another Tuesday in a radio brawl that needs to be heard to be believed.
And boy, was there some hashing.
To try and sum up the epic battle, Russell spent the beginning of the fight on the defensive, rejecting Shorts's claim he had read the news wrong because of his subconscious desire to pan Redskins president Bruce Allen.
But then "The Rooster" switched to offense.
The shots didn't stop there.
In the end, Dukes declared, "I think that we found resolution, and I'm happy we were able to get down to the bottom of it and broker a truce."
(Narrator: they didn't.)
Russell, who hosted "Overtime" again Tuesday night, finished with this parting thought: "I'll try not to screw up as badly as last night to give Blue Shorts something to write about tonight."
Well, thank you Russell, and Shorts too, for giving me something to write about on Halloween.