It’s not exactly “what would you do for a Klondike bar,” but there are surely a lot of things people would sacrifice, suffer through, or undertake to see their favorite team win a championship.
As “spoiled” as the New York area might be, the truth is that six out of nine fan bases haven’t seen a title this century, and the Devils – who last won a Stanley Cup in 2003 – have the third-shortest drought among the nine area teams.
The Jets are arguably the most hapless of the bunch – if you count the Nets’ ABA success, Gang Green has the longest title drought in the area, but either way, they have the longest league final drought of the nine teams – so Jets fans might give anything to see their team parade a Lombardi Trophy into MetLife Stadium.
But would you get a sensual massage from Mike Francesa just to guarantee it?
That’s the question a caller posed to Evan Roberts on Tuesday’s Carton & Roberts Show, and, well…all we can say is that launched Craig into a really disturbing monologue, backed by some slow jams and well-timed audio drops.
Listen to it below, and know while you do that no matter what Evan says here, he did later say he’d have sex with an alien to save the human race, so he does have some kind of humanitarian heart.